Seasoning Sensation Gifts

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Needs salt!'

"I come here for the pepper."

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Wolf Karaoke

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Doughnut Making

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Just a little seasoning...

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'How was the squid?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Footballer playing for time

Cook and Octopus

Barihunk