Seasoning Expert Pillows

Just a little seasoning...

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Cereal Tasting.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Mediterranean Martini

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'It's an acquired taste!'

'A sandwich?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.