Seasoning Expert Gifts

Just a little seasoning...

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Cereal Tasting.

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Mediterranean Martini

'It's an acquired taste!'

Paul Bocuse caricature

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'A sandwich?'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

Gordon Ramsay

Antonio Carluccio.

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."