Seasoning Specialist Mugs

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Just a little seasoning...

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Is this a sex thing?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

Antonio Carluccio.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"It needs more old salt."

Chess Chef

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

Mice spice

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Worcestershire cat

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"