Seasoning Mugs

Mice spice

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"It needs more old salt."

"Pass the sea salt, please."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

"I come here for the pepper."

Too much cilantro

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Just a little seasoning...

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Seaside Caf

Hiding the salt mill

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'