Seasoning Enthusiasts Mugs

'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Just a little seasoning...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'Chili again?'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Sriracha"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The morning after the night before.

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'