Spice Warrior Gifts

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Habanero ..."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Old pumpkin spice

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

He's allergic to pepper...

"Gesundheit."

The Four Seasonings.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Hiding the salt mill

Funky Chef 1