Silver Sweethearts T-Shirts

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Powerful Love.

Is that pancake ready yet?

The Scanner Of Love.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Your website or mine?'

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

ONE IN A MILLION

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Old Love

Heart-shaped guitar

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Love Birds love loving each other

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

How you can tell you're in a committed relationship...

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

The Honeymooners.

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

Late Bloomers

Happy Sweetest Day October 19th

The First Recorded Valentines Day

'We could not have seen this film in the love seats at the Roxy in 1944-I was in Stalag 48 then!'

Christmas Hook Up

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."