Saucepan Specialist T-Shirts

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Soup of the month.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Tartar sauce.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Not whale stew again.'

Swimming Champion.

'Just call me Delia...'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Antonio Carluccio.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."