Sauce Specialists T-Shirts

Tartar sauce.

Soup of the month.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Flying sauces.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Source of Information

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Sauce close to the PM.

Dijon Vu

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)