Saucepan Squatters T-Shirts

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Man's cooking explodes.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Not whale stew again.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Just call me Delia...'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'-and not only was my soup COLD - but the fly in it had frostbite!'

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'You've made chicken soup... thank goodness for that, I thought it was for us!'

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'