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"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

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'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"For me? How sweet!"