Sofa Squatters Gifts

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'