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"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

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"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

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Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"She died doing what she loved."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

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"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

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'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."