Saucepan Anglers Gifts

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Finesse fishing

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"You know very well what fish!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Not whale stew again.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Just call me Delia...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.