Saucepan Anglers Gifts

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Finesse fishing

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Not whale stew again.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Loyd Grossman

'Just call me Delia...'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Crowd Source'