Daring Anglers Gifts

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'He did it for us.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Catching flying fish!'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'I'm going to like this lake.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

From any kind of water.

'Quick, throw it back.'

Man picks up a bottle out at sea and pulls up a boat.