Ambitious Anglers Gifts

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Statue fishing.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

No 2 Hook

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

'First time fly fishing?'