Sauce Sculptor Gifts

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sauce for the Goose

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Ice-Cube-IV

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Rodin, the surfer.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Igloo Windfarm.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'