Sauce Sculptor T-Shirts

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sauce for the Goose

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Ice-Cube-IV

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Igloo Windfarm.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Rodin, the surfer.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."