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'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sauce for the Goose

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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

The King Can Do No Wrong

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

Remote controlled jester.

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

King Charles III - How green was my valet

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

'It's no use... he won't reveal his sauces!'

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'