Hot dogs. Road kill.
Carnivorous Comic Lover T-Shirts
Express their passion with our fun t-shirts showcasing clever and humorous designs that celebrate both comics and carnivorous cravings.
International Women's Day
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
No-Work Orange
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'
"Have you been playing dice?"
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
The Food Chain
Window Treatment
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"
This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?
"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'
"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
"I figured out how to raise my grades."
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
Zeus's Caddy
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
Carnivorous Comic Lover T-Shirts Collection
Carnivorous Comic Lover Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and creative options that celebrate the carnivorous comic fan's love for fun and food.
Carnivorous Comic Lover Pillows
Check out our pillows featuring comic-inspired meat lovers—quirky decor that adds humor and personality to any lounge or bedroom.
Carnivorous Comic Lover Prints
Browse our prints showcasing hilarious and eye-catching art for the carnivorous comic enthusiast’s home or office decor.