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"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Stock Market.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Working from Home

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'