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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Cow Show Tunes

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cow writer.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Grassy breath?

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Dog working as a butcher.

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

A Reversing Cow

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"So do you want white or green meat?"

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.