Laughing Carnivores Gifts

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

*=Hotdog

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Triple Sock Cow

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"I love it!"

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

"Hey, where's Frank?"

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Udder Horns.

A real turkey lunch.

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

Sheep Pranks.

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"She's possessed by the devil!"

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.