Convention Connoisseur T-Shirts

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Un ballo in maschera

Dog Walker

Prosecco Peacock

Prosecco

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Fabulous civil union cake.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Shaved Ice

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Yipeee!"

S**t Threw a Goose

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Conclave.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Fascinator

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."