Carnival Game Fan T-Shirts

Doctor in office exam room with patient, getting ready to do a knee reflex test. On the wall next to him is a strong man test to see how hard he hits the patient's knee.

Fly Football

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Face Painting.

Bumper Limos

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Water Balloon Animals.

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Face painting - children have no faces

Fun at the Fair.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"take your best shot, counselor."

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Guess your cholesterol