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"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Hey Evelyn! Where's that stuff that tasted funny?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'm your sun!"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"Too soon?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

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