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Venus Perjury Trap

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Snowman Magic

Frog Flycatcher.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island