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Venus Perjury Trap

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Frog Flycatcher.

Snowman Magic

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Escaping Flowers

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

the spitting cactus...