Landscape Trickster Gifts

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Nature Lovers

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Rating the Sunset

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Artist paints an artist.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Meanwhile...in Albania

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"These hostas are out of control!"

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.