Garden Trickster Gifts

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'Where are you going?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Namaste."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"It was worth a try."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

Dunk Hunt

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'