Flower Comedian T-Shirts

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Conference Pears

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

The Flirtateous Period

Clown watering his flowers.

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Venus fly trap.

Blind Date...

"What seems to be the problem?"

Bathing Flowers.

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Lime Light

"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Belching plant