Flower Comedian T-Shirts

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Conference Pears

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

The Flirtateous Period

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Clown watering his flowers.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Venus fly trap.

Blind Date...

"What seems to be the problem?"

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

Rejected State Flowers

Belching plant

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

After you finish picking the poppies for opium, don't forget to save some seeds for my lemon muffins.

Lime Light

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"