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'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Where are you going?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Wishing Well

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Go Veggie...

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

"Here's Pollen!"