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Go Veggie...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Where are you going?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Wishing Well

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

International Carrot Day April 4th

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Vegan Insomnia

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Fishermen catches fish.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'