Plant-powered Prankster Mugs

Go Veggie...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Where are you going?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Wishing Well

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

International Carrot Day April 4th

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

Vegan Insomnia

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'