Flower Foolery Gifts

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Hardy Annuals

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"You want to say WHAT?"

"I'll race you to the top."

Clown watering his flowers.

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

Clown Gardening

"My wife is complaining I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers."

Rejected State Flowers

'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

Why would anyone make ornamental roses in wrought iron? Maybe they wanted to stop and smelt the flowers!

"Unfortunately, 'saying it with flowers' is legally binding."

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

I got served with an order to appear in court under the guise of a flower delivery. You got supeonyed!

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

"We'd like something with rather less bouquet."

'Mom, of course I could be the father of her child! When that pollen starts spreading all over the place, who knows where it could land?'

"...nice touch."

Flower pick-up lines.

Allergy Clinic. Stop and Smell the Roses.

'Why is it you carnations get the weddings and we lillies get the funerals!'

'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

"My wife said I had to get flowers for my mother-in-law....I don't suppose you have any dead ones laying around?"