Vegetable Patch Prankster Pillows

ducks embarrassing a gardener

Night of the Latkes

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Leftover seeds."

The Confused Gardener

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Runaway leaf.

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'