Aspiring Vegetarian T-Shirts

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

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'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

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'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

'The flowers look good.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"Butcher!"

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

A saved Christmas turkey