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'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Wally finds himself sharing a table with vegetarians.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Macho Vegetarian

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'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Rabbit being eaten.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Meatless Burgers

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'