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'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Wally finds himself sharing a table with vegetarians.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Macho Vegetarian

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"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

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"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Rabbit being eaten.

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Meatless Burgers

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

Protesting Asparagus

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"