Vegetarian Seeker T-Shirts

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Macho Vegetarian

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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

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No Dogs Allowed

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'The flowers look good.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

Meatless Burgers

Rabbit being eaten.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Protesting Asparagus

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'