Vegetarian Vibe Seeker T-Shirts

'The flowers look good.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"You had me at alternative milk."

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Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Fruits and vegetables

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Free Range / Deranged

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"Butcher!"

'The count goes vegetarian'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"Never marry a vegan. They're prone to tempeh tantrums."

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."