Vegetarian Vibe Seeker Pillows

'The flowers look good.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"You had me at alternative milk."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Fruits and vegetables

Free Range / Deranged

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'The count goes vegetarian'

"Butcher!"

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'