Vegan Vibe Seekers Pillows

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Pina Coladas

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Fruits and vegetables

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

An old man with bow legs

'The flowers look good.'

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'