Vegan Vibe Seekers Pillows

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Pina Coladas

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

Happy Hour at Harry's

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Fruits and vegetables

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

'The flowers look good.'

An old man with bow legs

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

The Politics of Envy

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'He admits it!'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'