Vegan Vibes Appreciator Pillows

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"He's So Your Type."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Here are all of my dependents."

Elvis Presley.

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Fruits and vegetables

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'The flowers look good.'