Veggie Vibes Pillows

"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

baby sweetcorn...

'Is this still America?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'