Vegan Vibe Appreciator Pillows

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Fruits and vegetables

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

'The flowers look good.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Vegan Cat

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'