Vegan Vibe Enthusiasts Pillows

"If the Webers invite us to their vegan potluck dinner, I found an excuse we haven't used yet."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'The flowers look good.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

Tofu bi-products.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Vegan Cat

'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'