Vegan Vibe Enthusiast Pillows

"I didn't know you had a vegan cat."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Here are all of my dependents."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Free Range / Deranged

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Tofu bi-products.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

'The flowers look good.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Vegan Cat

"Butcher!"

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'