Vegan Vibe Enthusiast Mugs

"I didn't know you had a vegan cat."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Rob is a vegan.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

Free Range / Deranged

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'The flowers look good.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Vegan Cat

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'