Vegan Vibes Pillows

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"Never marry a vegan. They're prone to tempeh tantrums."

Poor Waldo - another promising relationship has had it...

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Home Working

Starfish doing the wave.

Elvis Presley.

Witches Brew

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Fruits and vegetables

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'The flowers look good.'

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"So...you drive stick."

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'