Vegan Vibes Pillows

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"Never marry a vegan. They're prone to tempeh tantrums."

Poor Waldo - another promising relationship has had it...

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

"You had me at alternative milk."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Home Working

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Fruits and vegetables

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'The flowers look good.'

"So...you drive stick."

'The Nihilist Deli'

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."