Veggie Vibes Gifts

"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

baby sweetcorn...

'Is this still America?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Dreams of Spring...